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Brilio.net - Who says that flirting can only be done in Indonesian or English? In fact, with Javanese, flirting can sound more unique, hilarious, and certainly make your crush smile to themselves! For those of you who are trying to get close or want to make your partner even more emotional, Javanese flirting can be a powerful weapon to lighten the mood. With its distinctive accent and deep meaning, Javanese flirting can give a romantic and entertaining impression.
From the simple to the hilarious, there are many variations of Javanese pick-up lines that you can try. Want something that sounds poetic? There are! Want something absurd but still funny? There are too! Especially if you can convey it with the right expression, it is guaranteed that your crush or partner will be weak at the knees. You don't need to be a native Javanese to use it, just understand the meaning and convey it with confidence.
Here is a collection of the funniest Javanese pick-up lines along with their meanings. Get ready, because after reading this, you will have plenty of ammunition to make him/her laugh and be amazed, reported by brilio.net from various sources, Friday (1/31).
The funniest Javanese quips and their meanings
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1. "I don't need a GPS, but I'm sure I'll have to drink it."
(I don't need GPS, if I'm with you, I'm sure where I want to go)
2. "Why don't you teach me or not? You don't want to teach me."
(Do you want to teach me? Teach me to be worthy of you)
3. "My love for you is following the camera, your focus is still blurry."
(My love for you is like a camera, focused on you, everything else is blurry)
4. "Grandma, books are a window to knowledge, your writing is a window to my heart."
(If books are windows to knowledge, you are the window to my heart)
5. "Yen ono tanwin met ba' kuwi diarani iqlab, yen sliramu met me, God willing, I will agree."
(If there is a tanwin meeting ba' it's called iqlab, if you meet me, God willing, you can agree)
6. "I'm sitting romantically sing iso saying sweet words, nanging me might be a humorous boy sing iso saying sweet things."
(I'm not a romantic person who can say sweet words, but I'm just a humorous person who can say sweet words)
7. "Don't worry, I'm just curious."
(Don't go, I still love you)
8. "Golek banyu press German, it doesn't have to be beautiful, the important thing is that it's comfortable."
(Looking for water in Germany, it doesn't have to be beautiful, the important thing is that it's comfortable)
9. "Mangan gethuk marai lemu, being sleepy doesn't mean your reply."
(Eating getuk makes you fat, even though I'm sleepy I'm still waiting for your reply)
10. "It's important that you're happy, but maybe it's because of me. It's not because of other people."
(The important thing is that you are happy, but only with me. Not with anyone else)
The funniest Javanese quips and their meanings
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11. "Tresno is not the benchmark for being handsome, ayune your looks, akehe bondomu."
(Love is not based on your good looks or the beauty of your face)
12. "Antarane loves because he is loved, I am happy to eat sego."
(Between loving and being loved I prefer eating rice)
13. "I think I'm really flowery when it comes to singing your liquid."
(My heart feels so happy when I can be with you)
14. "Udan deres is not fussy, I'm excited by the manes."
(The heavy rain won't stop, I'm so excited for the cute person)
15. "Your bio is empty, why don't you fill it in because of my jeneng?"
(Your bio is blank, can you fill it in with my name?)
16. "Stir spinach, play with herbal medicine. Atiku ayem, nyanding sliramu."
(Spinach leaves are made into herbal medicine. My heart is at peace with you)
17. "Yen spicy with soy sauce, Japanese noodles with arane soba."
(If it's too spicy, add soy sauce, Japanese noodles are called soba)
18. "I'm going to take a picture with you: Are you going to be nervous or not?"
(I can only look at the photo while thinking to myself: Would I want it with you?)
19. "Mergo nyangsep your photo, dadi nyungsep neng deflection."
(Because I saw your photo, I ended up sinking into the mud)
20. "Your face doesn't look like it's hard to see. Yes, it's hard to see."
(Your face is like a poor person. Yes, it's hard to forget)
(brl/ola)
