Brilio.net/en - As absurd as the name may sounds, this man is real and he was really legally changed his name in 2011, from an average name Jeffrey Drew Wilschke to a queer one: Beezow Doo-doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop.
Maybe we can assume that this person found his life was rather tedious, hence decided to change his identity and commit some actions against the law just to add some spice in his flat life.
Zoppitybop-bop-bop was charged in Olympia, Washington's Thurston County Superior Court on Monday (1/1) for assaulting an Evergreen State College police officer and a Thurston County deputy.
According to the officials, Zopittybop-bop-bop was first spotted tearing down several fliers down at a library on Sunday (31/1). After an officer tried to stop him, he was allegedly bitten by the suspect, who kept grabbing for his gun and tried to stab him with a pen.
The suspect then retrieved a handcuff case, swung it like a hammer, causing an injury on the officers head, who punched him in the jaw but failed to bring him down. Instead, the suspect got up and fled on foot.
A Thurston County Sheriffs Office deputy saw the suspect running along Evergreen Parkway and chased him into a wooded area only to be pelted with stones several times. After threw a brick to the deputy, the suspect made his way into the woods.
Fortunately, another deputy joined and eventually were able to handcuff the suspect.
Zopittybop-bop-bop was eventually arrested and charged with first-degree assault (two counts), third-degree assault, third-degree malicious mischief and malicious harassment. Bail was set at US$50,000, and he will be incriminated on February 16.
I'm going to name my first son this. I'll be yelling, "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopitty Bop Bop-Bop...getcho ass in the... http://t.co/RQELZbqmGE
Joey Villagomez (@JoeyDaClown) June 26, 2015
This is not the first time has Zopittybop-bop-bop clashed with the law. In 2012, he was arrested on charges of smuggling weapon as well as possession of drug paraphernalia.
Zoppitybop-bop-bop, who is believed to be homeless, has made headlines in print, digital and broadcast news in many times. At this time, it seems like he is reluctant to change his demeanor, records or name.
Well, as you can sometimes judge a book by its cover, this time it seems to be okay to judge people by their name. Especially if the name is Beezow Doo-doo Zoppitybop-bop-bop.
Source:Mashable
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