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Brilio.net - In Indonesia, there is a group of people called santri. This group is Muslims who diligently study Islamic sciences. Usually, they live and study in educational institutions called Islamic boarding schools.
As Islamic people, this does not mean that students have never experienced the beauty of falling in love. Students can also express their feelings of love in their own way. For example, when you want to tease your partner.
Santri-style gossip is an expression of praise or seduction that uses the language and style typical of santri. Usually, this gossip is embellished with religious terms, holy books, or other Islamic teachings. The goal is to express feelings of liking or love for someone in a way that is unique and romantic, but still has Islamic values.
So, for those of you who are curious, what is student-style gossip like? Just look at the following collection of rags. Compiled by brilio.net from various sources on Monday (29/7), here are 50 deadly santri-style jokes, with romantic meanings typical of the sarong people that make the heart flutter.
Romantic gossip in the style of students
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1. "You are like a verse from the Koran that I always memorize, beautiful and calming."
2. "My love for you is like prayer, I always repeat it every time."
3. "I want to be the imam of your prayers, so that we can always be together in worship."
4. "You are the heaven on earth that I always wanted to reach."
5. "If this love were a test, I would be willing to get a perfect score with you."
6. "You are like a pearl hidden at the bottom of the ocean, so precious and hard to find."
7. "My love for you is like the light of the full moon, illuminating the darkness of my heart."
8. "I want to be like a bird that always flies towards you, seeking your affection."
9. "You are the answer to all my prayers."
10. "Our love is like a tree that continues to grow, getting stronger and stronger."
11. "I want to be like Zamzam water which always refreshes the heart."
12. "You are a blessing that Allah gave me."
13. "My love for you is like faith, the deeper the stronger."
14. "I want to be a lamp that lights your path in life."
15. "You are the beauty that Allah created to make me happy."
16. "I want to be like an angel from heaven who always accompanies you."
17. "Our love is the most beautiful love story in the Koran."
18. "I want to be like the Prophet Muhammad SAW, who always loved his people."
19."You are the reason I always thank Allah."
20. "My love for you will always be eternal, like Allah's love for His servants."
Hilarious student-style banter
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21. "If love is like memorizing hadiths, I've memorized them by heart."
22. "You are like an exam question, it makes me dizzy but I want to keep doing it."
23. "My love for you is like mad thobi'i, long and lingering."
24. "When you pray, I'll be the imam, so we'll always be on the same row."
25. "I am willing to be a yellow book, as long as you are willing to be a student who always reads me."
26. "My love for you is like the science of nahwu, complicated but addictive."
27. "If you are a matter of diploma, I am willing to repeat over and over again until I pass."
28. "You are like a yellow book, the more often you read it, the more beautiful its meaning."
29. "I want to be your prayer beads, so that you always hold it in every prayer."
30. "If you were a final exam question, I would be willing to fail as long as I could be close to you."
31. "I want to be your muezzin, so that at any time I can call the call to prayer in your heart."
32. "My love for you is like a hadith qudsi, straight from Allah."
33. "If you were a book of interpretation, I would want to be the interpreter."
34. "I want to be your stick when you prostrate, so that you will get closer to Allah."
35. "You are like an exam question, it makes you nervous but makes you enthusiastic about studying."
Santri-style philosophical rants
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36. "My love for you is like ablution, it feels invalid to live life without you as a condition."
37. "Like prayer which cannot be neglected from being solemn, my love for you is also full of sincerity."
38. "If my heart is a mushaf, then your name is the verses of love whose meaning I always understand."
39."You are my Qibla, the direction I always turn to in every prayer and step of my life."
40. "With you, my life is complete like prayers that don't miss a beat."
41. "My love for you is like prayer beads, countless and I always read every day."
42. "Like zakat purifies wealth, your love purifies my heart from all sadness."
43. "Our love is jihad, a struggle that I will continue to undertake to achieve His approval."
44. "You are the highest station in my heart, where love resides peacefully."
45. "If love is fiqh, then with you I want to learn every rule and law."
46. "Like tawaf around the Kaaba, my heart always revolves around your love."
47. "Our love is like fasting, resisting all temptation and achieving blessings at the end."
48. "You are the murshid in my life, guiding me towards the right and loving path."
49. "Like the closest prostration to Him, my love for you makes me feel close to His beauty."
50. "Your love is like the station of mahabbah, the highest level in my spiritual journey."
(brl/far)
