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28 Februari 2017 11:40

Why I Totally Could Have Killed Kim Jong-nam

"Go put baby oil on that fat Asian dude's face." No problem. Blaise Hope
People watch a television showing news reports of Kim Jong-Nam, the half-brother of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un, at a railway station in Seoul on February 14, 2017. (AFP Photo/Jung Yeon-Je)

Yeah, man.

Smear some baby oil on my face.

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I mean, imagine if I WAS him. I moisturize all the time and I use baby oil for lots of things. I would want the baby oil. Wouldn't you?

On a prank show? Hellz yeah finna do that. 90 dollars? Sheet, count me in. Screw airport security, it's baby oil brah. Arressting me for WHAT?

Bullshit, man.

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Cops, man.

See, I totally could have killed him! Easy.

"Go put baby oil on that fat Asian dude's face"

"You're gonna pay me right?"

"Of course..."

"Bro are you gonna do it or not?"

Shit, I don't now if I could it's too funny. I'd crack up.

"And he's got glasses oh my God. We're gonna, like traumatize him."

LOOOOOOOL. Awesome.

"Aite, Imma go do it."

...

"DUUUDE he was so freaked out!"

"Dude?"

"Where are you bro?"

....

"Weeeeeeeaaaaaak."

This is a comedy piece. The views expressed in this article do not necessarily reflect Brilio's.

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