Brilio.net - Have you ever had an ex-partner who hurt you so much that you couldn't get his treatment out of your mind? If so, surely you really want to give him a sarcasm or sarcasm. One way to vent your feelings is to use satirical rhymes for your ex.
Satire rhymes for exes are often a means of expression for those who want to express feelings of annoyance, disappointment or anger creatively and subtly. By using beautiful but sharp language, this satirical rhyme can be an elegant way to satirize an ex who has hurt you.
Even though it looks light, satirical rhymes have the power to convey deep and striking messages, making the person being satirized feel touched. Summarized by brilio.net from various sources, Tuesday, (14/5), here are 60 satirical rhymes for exes who are annoying and really upsetting.
Satire poems for your ex
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1. Debts are paid in cash
Get money from Pakistan
How are you, ex?
Are you still the same as Satan?
2. The skin of the bump is bitten
There are lots of naughty mosquitoes in flocks
Keep your ex in mind
As provisions for the journey.
3. Go to Kalimantan to fly kites
Fell on the sand hit by a shell
The ex's face is in the shadows
Immediately wanted to go backwards.
4. There is a devil in the tree
The black devil looks stupid
If your ex begs you
That's a sign that you haven't moved on.
5. Withered flowers on the bench
Don't complain when you're bored
O you who stop in my heart
Go far away with your betrayal.
6. The farmer took the transport
His wife came to a social gathering
Today I met my ex
It tastes bland and not impressive.
7. Play the harp in the morning
The string broke when my finger hit it
Don't mourn the boyfriend who left
So that your sadness can quickly run away.
8. Oaths are held firmly
When it's hot you have to take shelter
You're the one who's cheating
Why am I the one you are accusing.
9. Horses eat their tails
His stomach was rumbling with hunger
When in front of you, say darling
Uh, behind the main corner.
10. Hen, rooster
Take a boat across the ocean
I looked at my ex's face
His eyes were full of confusion.
11. In the morning light a candle
The candle is entangled in a piece of cloth
My ex left, I was left behind
It's time to get up, look for something else.
12. Head fruit in a chest
The box was lost to thieves
They say love is half dead
It's only been a week since I turned around.
13. See the artists fighting over it
Beautiful metropolitan artist
Don't remember your ex anymore
Gone without saying goodbye.
14. There are thugs with cruel faces
His friend came with a sarcastic face
Seeing your ex crying
In the heart joy feels sweet.
15. To Holland in spring
The snow melted into the ditch
This is the suffering I experienced
A very bitter love failure.
16. To Bosnia looking for shells
Even met a bear
So that the world will be cheerful again
Memories of the former must be thrown away.
17. A sheet of iron is rusty
Used to install rattan
Don't be sad thinking about your ex
Because you are still being fought over.
18. Cook coconut milk into dough
The water overflowed so it was scattered
The ex is already sitting on the aisle
Let's rise from adversity.
19. The queen's room is blue
The Queen came home bringing herbal medicine
Be happy with the new one
But don't forget your debts.
20. Kite in the south
Fly low to the harbor
The one you love has become your ex
Not a soul mate prepared by God.
Sarcastic poems for your ex will make you realize and regret it
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21. After taking a break, you can swim
Then play a drum
Don't remember bad exes
It's better to get his name kicked.
22. The city bus is crowded
Until I forgot the address
It's been a long time since I saw my ex
Until I forgot what his name was.
23. In the evening it rained lightly
Watching puppets, don't glance
The ex came looking beautiful
But unfortunately it's not interesting.
24. Rattan trees have no hair
Wilts to death due to parasites
The ex is just the past
Don't make a fuss.
25. Sharp bamboo for sembilu
The kapok tree also has thorns
Let bygones be bygones
Don't remember to disturb your longing.
26. Midnight reading a book
A thin book about Harajuku
Good night my ex-mantas
Is it still not selling?
27. There is a bear eating fish
The fish jumped in fear
I struggled to defend
Now it's just an ex.
28. From teak wood to make chests
The box was sent to the island of Bali
If your heart is hurt
Don't expect to come back.
29. Arjuna's older brother is named Bima
The fastest the body sweats
We've been apart for a long time
You don't need to remember those memories.
30. Wednesday bought bread
Bread is eaten in the canteen
If you don't want to be hurt
So don't hurt him first.
31. Doves eat sticky rice
The farmer brought rattan
Why should you think about your ex?
If there's a crush here.
32. A dull knife is about to be sharpened
Add water to make it wet
If you choose to separate
Why are you still anxious now?
33. Bring the hawker's scythe
Selling food containing coconut milk
The pain of lies
Later the ex will feel it.
34. Go to the river by boat
The boat arrived in the city of Maluku
Ex showing off new lover
But worse than me.
35. There is a house in the middle of the hamlet
The old house looks sturdy
When you meet your ex, you become arrogant
He didn't realize I had hugged him.
36. Sparrow, magpie
Beautiful chirping behind the curtain
Tears fell down
I remember when I got divorced.
37. Go to the forest to catch ducks
Falling into the lake won't come up
Even though her ex had a beautiful face
But he is not a good person.
38. Go to Pondok Indah by public transportation
The body falls, bones break
Beautiful memories with your ex
Hopefully it will never happen again.
39. Don't be lulled by your position
If raised, temptation is resisted
Why remember your ex?
It's better for us to remember God.
40. Kalimantan has dense forests
Wake up in the morning to work hard
See your ex has repented
Don't commit sins anymore.
Satire rhymes for exes are annoying to the heart
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41. Go to the hardware store to buy nails
Don't forget to bring a hammer
You used to decide on me
Now you are the one who is embarrassed.
42. A piece of mat tied with thread
Brother brought a swimsuit
Don't remember your ex-boyfriend
Because it makes you uneasy.
43. Your body feels good and healthy
Because eating a bowl of dates
Seeing your ex is traumatizing
The pain in the chest is difficult to accept.
44. Those who are shot must be bandaged
The bandage is wrapped with newspaper
Acting as a victim
In fact, you are an actor.
45. Squeeze coconut milk to make donuts
Many people like delicious donuts
For the ex who betrayed you
Hopefully you don't get cursed.
46. Sit together next to each other
Take a walk on the bridge
Love destroyed because of an affair
Forget memories with your ex.
47. From Kualanamu to Maluku
Bring a gift of a kilo
You used to decide on me
Now you're no longer selling.
48. Putu cake made from sticky rice
Place two in the basket
When I remember my ex
I remember a pile of debt.
49. Make coconut milk at night
Coconut milk is cooked for those who crave it
The memories of the ex are so dark
You have to forget it so you don't hold a grudge.
50. Racing car crashes
Then transported on a canoe
The face of the former must be forgotten
Because there are many handsome people out there.
51. White monkeys are not proboscis monkeys
Likes to eat rattan twigs
Thank you to the ex
Now my life is no longer vulnerable.
52. Travel to Norway
Return home with a story
I make you happy
But in the end I suffered.
53. Go to the desert to see the cave
There are many date palm trees growing
If you used to be ambivalent
Now enjoy karma.
54. Came to town selling diamonds
Diamonds are displayed in the center of the exhibition
All stories with the ex
I'll make it a lesson.
55. Pickled leaves were eaten by bears
The pickle was snatched by the proboscis monkey
The ex-boyfriend should be thrown away
To disappear from memory.
56. Poems for the Most Beautiful Ex
Go to the market to buy coconut milk
In front of the school buying meatballs
There's an ex asking you to come back
It's not that easy Ferguso.
57. The sea water looks high tide
Sew clothes with lots of thread
Old love is obsolete
Why are you still remembered?
58. There is a guest with a lot of money
The dog gets loose, the leash breaks
I love you as you are
But if you blow it, it's no use.
59. Drink water if you belch
So that your breathing returns to normal
Beautiful love that I carry
But I feel disappointed.
60. The prosecutor reads an article
Article on inheritance from relatives
The ex said he was sorry
But everything was too late.