Brilio.net - One of the community groups in Indonesia is the Chinese ethnic group. On social media, this group is popularly called 'Chindo' or an acronym for China-Indonesia.
They live together in diverse communities, interact, and it is not uncommon for some to even have relationships with each other. This is certainly a fun thing. The reason is, Chindo girls are famous for their beautiful looks with oval faces and olive skin.
Are you interested in finding a Chindo partner? Whether male or female, you can make anyone a partner as long as they are good and fit your criteria. To get his heart, of course gossip is one of the most effective ways when you are PDKT, including with Chindo people.
Well, each piece of gossip must be adapted to the person it is intended to use. When you want to rag on Chindo, this rag is typical. What's a typical Chindo rag like?
Just find out via the following series. Compiled by brilio.net from various sources on Tuesday (30/7), here are 50 Chindo-style deadly jokes, crushes who automatically grin at themselves.
Chindo style gossip makes you excited
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1. "You are like a flower shop in my heart, every time I see you, my heart immediately blooms."
2. "If you become a trader of love, I am willing to be a loyal customer who always wants to increase stock."
3. "You are my best investment. Every day, the value of my love for you increases."
4. "My heart is like a shop that is always empty. Only you can fill it with love."
5. "If you were a smile seller, I would be willing to queue all day to get your sweet smile."
6. "You are like a discount store, every time I'm near you, the price of my happiness always goes down."
7. "You are the biggest profit in my life, because with you, my life becomes more colorful."
8. "I want to open a shop in your heart, with you as the owner and love as the merchandise."
9. "If you become a dream trader, I want to buy all your dreams and we will make them come true together."
10. "You are like a secret shop, every time I find something new about you, I get more curious."
11. "My heart is like a shop that is 'sold out' to everyone, except you."
12. "You are a very profitable long-term investment, because our love will continue to grow."
13. "If you were a time trader, I would buy all my time to be with you."
14. "You are like a lucky shop, every time I'm near you, luck always follows me."
15. "I want to be a permanent 'customer' in your heart, who always gets the best service."
16. "You are the biggest profit in my life, because with you, my life becomes more meaningful."
17. "If you become a hope trader, I want to buy all your hopes and we will make them come true together."
18. "You are like a jewelry store, every time I see you, I am always amazed."
19. "My heart is like a shop that is always open for you, anytime and anywhere."
20. "You are my best investment. Every day, my love for you grows more and more."
21. "If you were a rainbow trader, I would buy all the colors of your rainbow to decorate my life."
22. "You are like a bookstore, every time I'm near you, I always find new interesting things."
23. "My heart is like a shop that only sells one product, namely love for you."
24. "You are the biggest profit in my life, because with you, my life is more perfect."
25. "If you were a star trader, I would buy all the stars in the sky for you."
Chindo's philosophical death rant
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26. "You are like dumplings, always making my life more delicious."
27. "If you are bakmi, I am the meatball, because we always go together well."
28. "You are like sweet iced tea, always making my days more refreshing."
29. "Like chicken porridge, my life is incomplete without you on it."
30. "You are like the Chinese New Year calendar, always eagerly awaited and make life more colorful."
31. "If you have mooncake, I will definitely have hot tea, it's always perfect to enjoy together."
32. "You are like a basket cake, the sweetness makes me addicted all the time."
33. "Without you, my life is like lontong cap gomeh without opor, incomplete."
34. "You are like a Chinese New Year red packet, your presence always makes life more enthusiastic."
35. "You are like a lotus in a pond, always the most beautiful in my eyes."
36. "If you were a koi fish, I would be the pond water that always accompanies you."
37. "You are like pork satay, even though it is grilled hot it still makes my life more delicious."
38. "If you are a candle, I want to be the fire that always lights up your life."
39. "You are like a cheongsam, always making my heart flutter in admiration."
40. "Living without you is like wrong feng shui, everything falls apart."
41. "You are like oolong tea, every sip always calms my heart."
42. "You are the lantern in my life, always giving light every step I take."
43. "Your presence is like rain in the dry season, always awaited and missed."
44. "You are the yin in my life, always complementing and balancing."
45. "You are like a lotus, blooming with beauty and serenity in my heart."
46. "If you were a calligraphy painting, I would definitely be the brush that always draws you beautifully."
47. "You are like a Peranakan dish, your uniqueness always makes me fall in love every day."
48. "If you were a bamboo tree, I would want to be the soil that always supports you."
49. "You are like jade jewelry, your presence is always precious and meaningful."
50. "Without you, my life is like fried rice without soy sauce, less sweet."