Brilio.net - If you want to find clever material for jokes, try taking the material from deadly jokes made by comedians. In various shows, both on television and YouTube, there are many sessions where these comedians perform hilarious acts on beautiful female guest stars.
Well, one of the interesting ones who has a distinctive joke is Abdur Arsyad . This single comedian, aka comic, born in Larantuka, East Flores, East Nusa Tenggara, April 6 1988, is a comic who often goes viral with his rants that make the woman in front of him blush.
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Among these rumors , the meaning is romantic and is very suitable for you to use as a smart way to seduce your crush into accepting an expression of love from you. Are you curious about what it's like? Just straight away, compiled by brilio.net from various sources on Thursday (25/7), 15 deadly jokes in Abdur Arsyad's style, intelligent and romantic, will make your crush emotional.
1. "Miss, if all you need is a red carpet to walk on me, then I will redden all the carpets in the world with my blood."
2. "If you were a flip-flop, I would be willing to have you stolen by someone. So you can see my efforts to find you again."
3. "Chocolate is a combination of red and black. If we are a combination of the red of your lips and the black of my skin, I call it a contract in agreement,"
4. "Miss, have you ever failed to pay attention to the small writing on the power bank? Well, that's me who you never noticed but was always there when you were weak."
5. "The rose has a Latin name, it's called Rosa Santana. If that's you, I'll give it another name, the one with the most meaning."
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6. "If you were a rose, then I would be the soil. Let you be free from me. But at least in my life, I have made you grow and develop."
7. "Miss, I have enjoyed sago since childhood, and you are someone I know who enjoys tempeh. We are different things in every detail. But when it comes to love, God willing, we are the same."
8. "Miss, there are many singers out there who create romantic songs and melodies. And there will be many more men who will seduce you with those songs sweetly. But not me, I will just look forward to the time we sing together , a beautiful melody: it is our children's lullaby."
9. "The sky was starry, but suddenly it rained. I'm not surprised, because I've seen rainbows in your eyes."
10. "Miss, if you are a flower then I am a butterfly without wings. Because why else cut it if I have found a beautiful place."
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11. "Of the many forks that exist in this world, I like the tuning fork the most. Because a tuning fork is a pair of metals that can resonate at a certain frequency and is used to tune drums and guitars. Just like me and you, we are a pair of the same frequency and tune this life in beautiful tunes."
12. "Miss, we are 1001 poems that cannot be expressed in words. That is why every time I am with you, I am always at a loss for words."
13. "Pete smells bad but tastes good. There are those that smell good but taste bitter, that's a perfume bottle. But there are those that smell good and taste good. That is the smell of heaven when we worship in the household."
14. "When I was little, I often sang white-white Alibaba. But now after meeting you, my mouth no longer sings but my heart sings a prayer asking the sky for you."
15. "Miss, there is a song entitled Love Letter to Starla. But unfortunately it is fiction, but in reality what is there is a marriage certificate for you."